Okay, so I googled it. I figured it was just him being lazy, unobservant, out of clean clothes or simply weird. (We’re talking about a man who honestly cannot tell the difference between ironed and unironed shirts, just to give you some context.) I thought that perhaps underwear had the same problem as tube socks…
Category: household humour
One definition of “high”:
A two year-old in a toy store a month before Christmas. Mom and I took Katherine to Toys R Us today, so that I could gawk at toys and we could both watch the munchkin spin from one display to another, pushing random buttons and eliciting bizarre noises from large, expensive pieces of brightly-coloured plastic….
Idiocy
John told me to post this one. I’ll grant that it’s funny, but it’s no better than most of our conversations….. Last night, while we were lying in bed reading, a border collie launched herself onto us and licked me in passing. This is a normal occurrance. What made it funny was that I yelped….
Thank you Alan, Sean and Bob….
…. for teaching my two-year old to say that she’s “getting tail”. Even in the context of a mermaid song, it’s a bit odd to hear her say it. She likes the rest of the album too, by the way.
Things you don’t question
Why did my daughter take a fish net and a strip of blue fabric to bed with her for her nap and why did she say that’d she’d dance with clay later?
