…. this fair/Christmas, I’m buying enough heavy-duty laminate flooring (or some other easily cleaned flooring) to redo our bedroom. Soon. Very soon. Sooner than that even.

What idiot thought that white carpeting in a room that lets out directly into the backyard was a good idea?? I mean, really, I don’t care if you have dogs, kids or no life at all, you’re going to get the floor dirty just bringing in the lawnmower! Brown or some other darker colour, I could see, but white?

I won’t trouble you to contemplate what microbes might be living beneath my feet even as I type.