Marital Advisory Notice

Husbands who do any of the following while their wives are ill:

  • take care of their daughters all weekend
  • empty large quantities of compost into the compost heap despite swarms of wasps
  • walk dogs
  • rub their sick wives backs in the wee hours of the morning when the wives are racked with coughing spasms
  • cook
  • hang out laundry
  • bring in laundry
  • walk dogs
  • tuck their wives into bed with a heating blanket and a cup of juice
  • manage the general chaos that is life

are wonderful, kind creatures deserving of public praise. Husbands who do all of the above are gems. I count myself lucky to be married to the latter.
Thanks, John.


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