Photo Credit: Heather Patey I actually like spiders, or used to. At the very least, I have nothing against them. Witness the one humongous critter still living in my kitchen window that started as a small itsy thing in that same spot last summer. (Not pictured at right. It turns out that I don’t actually…
Category: household humour
The spawn
So we arrived home late-ish one evening and had to unload kid, groceries and other assorted goods from the car. As is our usual habit, we negotiated who would do what as we pulled into the drive. The following ensued: John: Right. Groceries, my briefcase, Katherine’s stuff…. How are we going to do this? Me:…
To the person who found my blog when searching for purple elephant snot…
… I really, REALLY hope you aren’t the same person as was looking for a 14-stone dog in space. I also hope that blackberry yogurt is a reasonable substitute.
Marital Advisory Notice
To the other adult in this house, Please take note of the following list: toilet paper diapers coffee milk COFFEE FILTERS****** juice cereal dishwasher detergent laundry detergent toothpaste dog food When you consume, use or in anyway ultimately deplete the household supply of any of these items you are OBLIGED by contract of marriage to…
Why…
… will she eat two tubs of Elephant Snot Yogurt, but absolutely NONE of the blackberry yogurt which, to my obviously uneducated eyes, looks exactly the same? Three year-olds must be some post-modern form of purgatory.
Raising the Bar Strength & Conditioning 