John took Katherine (3.5), Sam (7) and Katie (9) to the Botanical Gardens today and overheard this conversation: Sam: There aren’t any unicorns anymore. Katherine: Where did they go? Sam: Jesus came and flooded the world and they were all killed. Katie: Sam! Don’t be ridiculous! Jesus wasn’t there. God did it. When John told…
Category: Humor
Proud of her father
While down at Exploits, the outhouse was a focale subject of conversation. In fact, it was something of a meetingplace for some, as it’s a two-seater. Often one of the kids would bustle in on an adult (or invite the adult to join them) without any hestitation (on the kid’s part). This “togetherness” seemed to…
Quit while you’re ahead
Dialogue with Katherine this morning: K: Could you get that drum for me? Me: Sure. Here you go. K: Now I will play music and you will dance. Me: (Chuckling) No, I don’t think so. I don’t really dance. K: Yes you do. You’re a lady and you dance. (Note: This is where I should…
Exploits videos: loud music & lots of fun
Update: I’ve learned that YouTube does not function like Flickr in one important regard: private photos on Flickr can be externally embedded if you have access to them through the password and such. Private videos stored through YouTube cannot. In order to see these videos, you need to be logged in to your YouTube account…
Marital Advisory Notice: laundry
Attention men: A tissue left in one’s pocket and run through the washing machine makes an unholy mess. The results of an unused disposable diaper similarly stowed are beyond description. And yes, it means you’re in trouble, dear. Three words: saturated dessicant pellets.
Raising the Bar Strength & Conditioning 