Election Eve comment

Just before we fell asleep, the following conversation transpired: Me: You going to stay up for the election results? John: When do they start? Me: 10 EST, so 11:30 here. John: Nope. Me staying up won’t changed anything, anyway. Me: True, and the full results will be there in the morning. John: Yeah, it’ll be…

Dear husband,…

…. what on earth would prompt you to stash one of the handsets for the portable phone IN THE DEEP FREEZER? Took me half an hour of incessant pager-beeping to find it. Works fine, btw….

Come on, Men!

Okay, last night was night two of the “guys get together and watch weird movies” night. Our friend Larry has a bizarre fetish (actually, he has several that I’ve head about, but I’m only posting one here) about bad cinematography and film. He has a collection of wacky, weird and wild films, some of which…

Purple, continued.

I was just heading in to take a bath when the following conversation ensued: Me: So what did you think of the purple shampoo? John: Nice. Very purple. Did you read what it’s supposed to do for you, though? Me: Nooo…… Haven’t read the directions on shampoo in a few years now. Lemma see… John:…

Parting shaft…

Katherine to John as he leaves for work: “Good-bye John. Thank you for visiting me at my house.”