K: “When Daddy gets home I will show him how to use the toilet.”

Me: “I’m sure he’ll be fascinated.”

K: “Yeah, he will be. We will do it together”

Me (in reference to an earlier “situation”): “It’s a lot easier to use the potty without pants on, isn’t it?”

K (shaking head sadly and rolling her eyes): “No, Mom. Pants have nothing to do with it.”