oh the pain.

After burning the entire inside of your your mouth, your tongue and your lips rather badly and finally managing to get the agony to subside enough to finish some portion your lunch (but not before inadvertently whacking yourself on the head three times with two cupboard doors and a chair), the very last thing you should do is reignite your tortured orifice with a cup of coffee.

Just so’s you know.


2 Comments Add yours

  1. David says:

    No, no, no………
    You’re SUPPOSED to spill coffee on your lap. I’m sure John would have reminded you of this:


    Hope you feel better soon. I hate the part where the dead layer of skin on the roof of the mouth begins to peel. So far, unlike Stella, I have prevented coffee burns to my buttocks.


  2. WC says:

    Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. I do appreciate it.

    I want to move to Newfoundland just so I can say I’m a “Newfy.” Something cool about that.

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