… I really, REALLY hope you aren’t the same person as was looking for a 14-stone dog in space. I also hope that blackberry yogurt is a reasonable substitute.
Category: Humor
Marital Advisory Notice
To the other adult in this house, Please take note of the following list: toilet paper diapers coffee milk COFFEE FILTERS****** juice cereal dishwasher detergent laundry detergent toothpaste dog food When you consume, use or in anyway ultimately deplete the household supply of any of these items you are OBLIGED by contract of marriage to…
Why…
… will she eat two tubs of Elephant Snot Yogurt, but absolutely NONE of the blackberry yogurt which, to my obviously uneducated eyes, looks exactly the same? Three year-olds must be some post-modern form of purgatory.
John, you’ve been ratted out
Me: I think you like noodles and cheese. (For the record, we’re talking real noodles and real parmesan, not KD.) Katherine: I LOVE noodles and cheese. Me: What do you like about noodles and cheese? K: The cheese. I like the cheese. Me: So you’re just in it for the parmesan? K: Mmm-hmmm. Just for…
More potty mouth
Me: “I’m really proud of how you’re using the potty, Katherine.” Katherine: “I’m using the potty and when I do the pee I can get Spenser.” (Spenser is a train from Thomas the Tank Engine) Me: “We’ll see. Maybe if you use the potty a few times we could get a train.” Katherine: “If I…
Raising the Bar Strength & Conditioning 