Okay, last night was night two of the “guys get together and watch weird movies” night. Our friend Larry has a bizarre fetish (actually, he has several that I’ve head about, but I’m only posting one here) about bad cinematography and film. He has a collection of wacky, weird and wild films, some of which…
Category: Humor
Katherine problem solves
(Thump, thump, thump) K: I need to come up on you. Me: Okay. (Haul child onto lap) K: I know what the problem is. Me: Oh? K: We need to DO something! Me: Okay! Sounds like a plan! K: Here are some toes. (Sticks her foot in my face) Would you like to eat them?…
Purple, continued.
I was just heading in to take a bath when the following conversation ensued: Me: So what did you think of the purple shampoo? John: Nice. Very purple. Did you read what it’s supposed to do for you, though? Me: Nooo…… Haven’t read the directions on shampoo in a few years now. Lemma see… John:…
Parting shaft…
Katherine to John as he leaves for work: “Good-bye John. Thank you for visiting me at my house.”
In the car, driving….
After proclaiming that he needed to get a shower last night, the following dialogue ensued: Me: You should try the new shampoo I got. It’s fabulous stuff…. the purple bottle. Smells nice. John: Purple shampoo? What makes it so good? Me: Seems to clean well, smells nice and, well, it’s purple. (pause) Odd to pick…
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